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Single Melbourne dweller

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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(via oak23)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via itscharlenesee)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via itscharlenesee)

"Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness."

- (via mined)

(Source: theraptorkay, via noise--complaints)

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via time-for-a-sign)

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

(via broagunk)

"I just need some affection. I don’t care, anybody can hug me."  - (x)

(Source: fairestregal, via kissing-tobeclever)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via kissing-tobeclever)

(Source: lordwhat, via itscharlenesee)

cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

cognitivedissonance:

pachypodiumhorombense:

nny-kun:

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

(via atthebutterflyball)

kulturedkrap:

TANK GIRL

She’s the Post-Apocalyptic PIN UP with a bad-a$$ attitude. She does what she wants, where she wants, who she wants, and takes what she wants and doesn’t apologize to anybody. She has had crap happen to her and never let’s it stop her from being who she is, smart mouthed and sassy, geeky and trashy. G-d I F*n love this grrl!

(via fuckthegaytriarchy)

kawaiidulce:

FUUUUUUUUCK

(Source: , via ticketsandpassp0rts)