photo 6c834663-7138-4dde-8d4a-08dd52f8dfee.jpg

Hey, my name's Liz
Welcome to my blog
I'm not too great at 'about me' sections so if you have anything you want to know
send me a message
Single Melbourne dweller

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

(via oak23)

sevensneakyfoxes:

master-of-duct-tape:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

do yourself a BIG favor and wait for the after-credit extra
LMFAO!!

I 100% lost it at “It’s Britney, bitch”

Oh my god.

(via the-killing-of-kings)

the-altar:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Take a chainsaw, slice it like a pie, and then start a fire at the center of the pie.

the-altar:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Take a chainsaw, slice it like a pie, and then start a fire at the center of the pie.

(via suspicious-cake)

boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec, via the-killing-of-kings)

paperchildren:

dreamychocolateprincess:

rosetta777:

vinegod:

Stewie Brings Smiles (This girl’s reaction killed me XD) 😹 by Thomas Sanders

This is you vine, this is how you make a video. Make people happy dont harass them.

OMG SHE’S SO CUTE GHHJGFHJGFHJGFHGFHJ

Make people happy dont harass them.
Make people happy dont harass them.
Make people happy dont harass them.

(via the-killing-of-kings)

nobody-cares-so-shut-up:

STILL LOVE THIS ONE

(Source: phantomtriforce, via speak-your-mind-sjd)

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

  • free shipping
  • direct deposit
  • "sort by price: low to high"
  • track your order
  • 50% off

(via whiteelephantsandhotairballoons)

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

(via speak-your-mind-sjd)

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

(via speak-your-mind-sjd)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

(Source: englishsnow, via likeabirdinflight)

cherry82:

fooboo24:

cyndal-:

This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…

i am so getting a kotatsu

I will own one…one day.

cherry82:

fooboo24:

cyndal-:

This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…

i am so getting a kotatsu

I will own one…one day.

(via the-killing-of-kings)